Mom wrote this for matt's birthday this year. it is a set of instructions written to emulate the directions written in choppy english for other products manufactured in foreign lands.
For matt 12/7/08
With carefulness, open the candle packaging, so as to not break the candles shattering.
Also with carefully, open the cookies, hoping they will not be break having been travelled halfway around the world.
Place cookies on a plate or other surface.
Insert any number of candles in any number of cookies.
Use match to light candles.
Surrounding people to sing Happy Birthday.
Recipient to close eye, make wish, and blow candles.
All to eat cookies.
Remove candles prior.
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